Got room for my caravan?
Big gated and camera'd yard out back. Room for maybe a dozen vans. Not strictly ours but we can (and do) use it.
Insanely expensive but totally awesome German WMF coffee machine available (my one extravagance).
3 bogs (as an old pub), Dyson hand dryers in house, and within 100 yards is every type of waxing, plucking and preening shop that covers hair/nails/nether regions/whatever for women at not so much £. And an Asda
across the street, but there is a Sainsburys 5 minutes away for everyone else.