I seen a nice looking DC14 Origin on eBay, and it wasn't standing up. I decided to send the lady a message which was;
If you are standing behid the vacuum, on the right hand side, there is a tube/valve pipe with 2 yellow buttons on it (on each side) First, lie the vacuum down on the ground. Next, push the pipe upwards till it locks into place. The vacuum should now stand upright like it should.
It is a common but very minor problem, but so easy that you dont need any tools :)"
The lady replied;
"man I love you and I want to have your babies.....just tried it and locks into place perfectly...WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
And I burst out laughing LOL
Atleast I got someone happy and made them keep their Dyson though. All I was expecting was a simple"Thank you" , but I get "OMG MARRY ME!"
Now imagine if you worked on the Dyson helpline, and tell the lady to remove the valve pipe for example, and the clog is there, and you get a scream saying "OMG MARRY ME" LMAO