Shop assistant: "Excuse me sir, would you like help with these Dysons?"
Stewart: "No, Thank you"
Assistant: Well this is a Dyson, the best one you can buy, look at how powerful it is * plugs in and presses the cyclone catch, drops to the floor and empties* OMG" but let me show you how powerful the DC33 suction is *extends wand, cant get it down* OMG no way *exerts entire body weight pulling the wand down*
Stewart: Lol, told you I didn't need help but yeah enjoy hoovering! *takes serial number pics whilst the assistant is distracted and leaves the store* lol