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Offline Mike Aberdeen

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Dyson Humour
« on: July 31, 2012, 02:00:04 AM »
I got this on an email today, I thought I would share....


Offline Mike Aberdeen

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Re: Dyson Humour
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2012, 02:04:06 AM »
This one also made me laugh - courtesy of DavidP here........


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Re: Dyson Humour
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 09:37:32 AM »
see attached photo...


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Re: Dyson Humour
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 05:06:54 PM »
I got this on an email today, I thought I would share....

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PMSL. :king:
If @ first you dont succeed "scrap it"

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Re: Dyson Humour
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2015, 01:00:21 AM »
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove All traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam,I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well, let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!"

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